Neatloaf

Meatloaf has long been hailed a staple of American cuisine that helps to stretch a buck and feed your family for pennies on the dollar as opposed to giving them actual meat. Why should this blue collar classic technique of adding mostly bread crumbs, cracker, or cereal to a pound of greasy low grade beef in order to stuff their kin on a budget be limited to the omnivores? Hey, it’s not.

As you know, not every vegan is a Hollywood actor or rich so-and-so. Some of us live on a real world budget and Vegetarianism/Veganism can not only be accessible to anyone, it can, in fact, be a cheap way to maintain a healthy diet! Just think about how much a pound of no frills carrots costs compared to a pound of beef or turkey. And is the carrot cut with hunks of would be discarded gristle and lard? Is it swimming with calories and colon-clogging inferior proteins? I hear people say all the time that they’re not wealthy enough to go on a diet, and they’re right. Unsatisfying diet shakes and bars that taste like chocolate-flavored cow pies can be really expensive.

Dairy and Meat can actually be the most expensive things on the average grocery list as well as the most detrimental to your health and waistline. Substitutes for natural dairy and meat, while generally much healthier, can be very costly, but check out the dry goods in your grocery store. You’ll find substantial proteins like Gluten, TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein) and not to mention LEGUMES that are way better and more cost efficient than anything that bleeds or slapped with a flashy brand name. Here is a great way to stretch a buck and fill your belly on TVP:

 

2 cloves fresh Garlic

4 oz Onion

4 oz Carrot

4 oz Celery

3 T Soy Sauce

1-2 Roma Tomatoes

½ t Mustard Powder

½ t Paprika

¼ t Black Pepper

¼ – ½ t Sea Salt

4 T Nutritional Yeast

2 T ground Flax mixed with 3-4 T Water

1 c TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein)

¾ c Vegetable Stock

1 cup Bread Crumbs or 1 Sleeve of Saltines finely ground

1 T Earth Balance (or butter substitute of your choice)

Optional: Ketchup

 

For this recipe, I chopped all the vegetables in a food processor. You are welcome to chop these by hand and you will see larger chunks of vegetable matter in your loaf if that is what you like. Just be sure to chop them finely because you need them to cook quickly and not get ahead of the TVP.

Here is my food processor shortcut:

First, finely grind the garlic in the processor,

Add Carrots, pulse for 5 seconds

Add Onions, pulse for 2 seconds,

Add Celery, pulse for 5 seconds.

You should have semi-fine bits of vegetables but still be able to distinguish the different types. You can mash them into a fine pulp if you want, but I like to see the bits of carrot and what-not in my loaf.

Start warming the oven up to 350F

Warm the Vegetable Stock, combine it with the TVP and allow it to sit while you sauté the vegetables in Earth Balance (or butter substitute) with the Salt, Pepper, Paprika, and Mustard. The cooking should be quick and the purpose is to bring the flavor out of the vegetables so the TVP will soak it up and not have separate bland bits floating around in the loaf like insipid barflies waiting for someone to chew them up and spit them out. Heat the pan, melt your Earth Balance, add veggies and cook for no more than 3 minutes on Medium heat. Meanwhile, add your tomatoes to the blender/food processor and practically liquefy them. Add them to the veggies in the pan.

By now, your TVP should have soaked up most of the water, so add it as well as the Flax, Soy Sauce, and Nutritional Yeast to the pan as well. At this point, the contents of the pan should be cool enough that you can stick your hand in there and blend everything by hand. If it’s not, first get your hand out of there, genius, and then either use a spoon to stir or let it cool down.

Mix in the Breadcrumbs or Crackers until you have a mixture that retains its shape. Add them slowly and realize that you may need more or less, depending upon how juicy your veggies (namely, your tomatoes) were and how well the TVP soaked up the stock.

Line an oven safe container with foil and add a small drizzle of cooking oil or Earth Balance to keep the loaf from sticking to the bottom. Place the loaf mix into the pan and shape it, then if you must, add ketchup to the top of your loaf.

Cook this for about 10 minutes or until you’ve achieved the desired dryness. There should be no need to cook out any bacteria as you would with meat or eggs, in fact, you can eat this completely raw if you want. Savage.

To keep that down home feel, serve your loaf with mashed potatoes (made with vegetable stock instead of milk) and Earth Balance. You can also add some greens like asparagus, Brussels sprouts or green beans.

If you choose, you can modify this recipe by adding walnuts, piñones (pine nuts) or spinach to the veggies before sautéing or substituting the garlic for a heaping spoonful of pesto. Go crazy.

Recipe: Perfect White Rice

To start, always rinse your rice in cold water, repeatedly until the last batch of water starts to look moderately clear. The excess starches of the rice (and all types have this) will thicken the water and the end result will be rice that is excessively gooey, goopy, mushy, and disgusting. Even if your goal is stick rice, leaving that starch in is not the way to do it.

I like long grain rice, preferably an aged one like basmati or jasmine rice. This yields rice that is both fluffy and fragrant.

Generally, you should use 1 1/8 c water for 1 c dry rice to make 2 cups of cooked rice. Measure your rice and pour it into a bowl, adding enough water to cover the rice and then some. Using the heel of your palm, lightly polish the rice to remove the excess starch, then pour out the cloudy water. *You can reserve water from the first rinse to cook vegetables or thicken stock. **You can also spritz it on your face. Repeat the process until the water is reasonably clear, but try not to crush the rice.

You can dump everything into the rice cooker and let it handle the load, but if you don’t have one, use a 2-3 quart pot for your cup of rice or size up for a larger load. Use the smallest size pot you need, because you will require your rice to steam comfortably, cozily in the pot. Ideally, let this sit for about 10 minutes before cranking on the heat. This will allow the water to penetrate the grain before subjecting the starches to the cooking process wherein it will be too late for the rice to properly soak in water. When 10 minutes have passed, place a well fitting lid on the pot and place everything over high heat until the bubbles start to shake the lid. Reduce the heat to half, let the water absorb another 5 minutes. At this point, you may or may not hear a hissing sound. Trust that if you have carefully followed directions, it’s fine. Otherwise, you may take a quick peek, but remember that you need that steamy goodness in there to finish cooking your rice, so don’t stop at this point to take pictures or anything.

Crank the heat back up for just a few seconds and then turn it off completely, allowing the pot of rice to enjoy a lovely sauna for 10 minutes before joining you for dinner.

To recap:

1. Measure 1 cup of rice

2. Rinse until the water is clear

3. Add rice and 1 1/8 cup water to pot and let sit for 10 minutes

4. Cover and cook on high heat for until the lid dances, then reduce heat to ½

5. Cook another 5 minutes on medium heat

6. Cook 20 seconds on high heat again

7. Allow rice to self steam for 10 minutes before serving

 

Congratulations. If there were a Nobel Prize for cooking rice, it would be on your fridge right now.

 

*The starch in the first rinse nicely thickens the broth from vegetables or a watery veggie stock

**Rice is very high in naturally occurring vitamin A (retinol) which nourishes the skin and encourages the skin to regenerate, reducing the appearance of damage and wrinkles. Exposure to the sun should be limited, and some people will experience sensitivity when topically applying treatments that contain retinol. It’s best to use organic rice for this purpose, as other rice may contain harmful pesticides.